This is here because: 1. I want to see if people start getting my blog when they search “Bill Murray and Hunter S. Thompson.” 2. I want to be on that boat.
February 8, 2014 11:41 am
Last year I decided to start giving search terms (one of my fave parts of blogging) a little love. You can see those posts here and here.
Short version: you search for stuff on Google and results pop up. If you click on a blog that came up in the search results, then the writer of the blog will see the search terms you used to find their blog in the “search term results” of their blog’s back end.
I keep meaning to do another post with these nuggets of human gold, but man – life is hectic y’all. So let’s just do a lightning round. Ready, Set, Search!
“Dog poops in house after tuba song”
“Men ride river rapid while balancing on log of bamboo“
“Steve Martin butt cheeks”
“Governor peeing on plane”
“Bitches be acting like they have rabies”
This is here because: 1. I want to see if people start getting my blog when they search “Bill Murray and Hunter S. Thompson.” 2. I want to be on that boat.
“What kind of fences do dogs like?”: Bacon Flavored.
“I’d like to put a lock on my wood gate”: Mazel Tov!
“My dog ran off today for 4 hours should I leash him from now on?”: Ayuh.
“Which dog breed has a skinny tongue?”: The Gene Simmons Fox Hound. You weirdo.
“What does it mean when two dogs show up out of nowhere?”: Ghosts! The Apocalypse! Aliens!
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Lol!! Bacon flavored!
By lucysmom8 on February 8, 2014 at 12:49 pm
Omg, I’m dying! Last time you did a post like this I mentioned how much I get “dog raping girl” (and many variations there of) in my terms….it’s STILL happening! People. Are. So. Weird!
By Morgan on February 10, 2014 at 10:56 am
Morgan, I remember! And I got one this time that was real, real close to your most infamous search result. I can’t even make myself write it here. Blech. So gross!
By notesfromadogwalker on February 10, 2014 at 2:25 pm
New app to help you find your dog: http://www.findingrover.com/
By DeeDee on February 13, 2014 at 9:53 pm