Searching For Answers: Lightning Round
Short version: you search for stuff on Google and results pop up. If you click on a blog that came up in the search results, then the writer of the blog will see the search terms you used to find their blog in the “search term results” of their blog’s back end.
I keep meaning to do another post with these nuggets of human gold, but man – life is hectic y’all. So let’s just do a lightning round. Ready, Set, Search!
Search terms you’d think have nothing to do with my blog, but you’d be wrong:
“Dog poops in house after tuba song”
“Men ride river rapid while balancing on log of bamboo“
“Steve Martin butt cheeks”
“Governor peeing on plane”
“Bitches be acting like they have rabies”
Fast answers to your burning searches:
“What kind of fences do dogs like?”: Bacon Flavored.
“I’d like to put a lock on my wood gate”: Mazel Tov!
“My dog ran off today for 4 hours should I leash him from now on?”: Ayuh.
“Which dog breed has a skinny tongue?”: The Gene Simmons Fox Hound. You weirdo.
“What does it mean when two dogs show up out of nowhere?”: Ghosts! The Apocalypse! Aliens!